Roundup

♦ A South Carolina high school principal is submitting his resignation because of the outrage of having to allow a gay-straight alliance on campus. "The formation of this club conflicts with my professional beliefs in that we do not have other clubs at Irmo High School based on sexual orientation, sexual preference, or sexual activity", Eddie Walker wrote in his resignation letter. Future Homemakers of America could not be reached for comment.

♦ Pam's House Blend unearthed a nugget about the GOP's difficulty in finding minority candidates for Congress and for governorships. One-time GeeOhPeeVeePeeNominee Jack Kemp was succinct in describing Republicans' minority outreach: "pitiful".

♦ Taking kids away from polygamists is wrong. Taking kids away from lesbians is right. Glad to have cleared that up.